If this isn’t a sign of a decadent empire en route to ruin, I don’t know what is

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Bob Evans gravy machine which, thanks to Gizmodo, I learned could be a feature of a convenience store near you.

My brother and I both agree that this is utterly disgusting.

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Categories: Commentary, Food

3 Comments on “If this isn’t a sign of a decadent empire en route to ruin, I don’t know what is”

  1. April 20, 2010 at 5:13 pm #

    I love the idea. I just don’t dig on cream-based sauces or gravies.

  2. Emily
    April 20, 2010 at 8:48 pm #

    At first I was excited by the prospect of anything automatically dispensing Bob Evans, but then I saw the picture and the idea of eating sausage gravy from a contraption that looks like something that could also potentially dispense nacho cheese made me want to upchuck.

  3. April 22, 2010 at 12:38 am #

    God’s in His Heaven, All’s Right With the World

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